php is an intuitive way to learn web development from your browser. now that we've gotten xampp installed and know the fundamentals of an html document, let's write another one. what's up, doc? you forgot what to type? don't worry, honey, that's all you'll need to remember that requires any degree of crystallized intelligence. Type it again, doc. Not to get too Meta here, but those characters you type that we call letters? They can come in different sets; luckily for us, all of our computers use Unicode, which can be displayed in a chart where each letter (a, b, c) corresponds to a different binary number with 8 digits (00000001, 10101010, 11111110). All means is that our computers are using the Unicode translation standard. UTF-8 stands for Unicode Transformation Format – 8-bit. It is a standard way that keyboard hardware communicates with your screen, so when you type that key, the binary code is sent from your kb to the screen. If you look up the UTF-8 chart, you can see what the binary value of every character on your keyboard is! Let's finish out the whole backbone of the document: Goodbye, Cruel World! Wow. Here I am, building the new Jewtube. Someone stop me! It's probably the perfect time for you to memorize because I'm teaching this in a unique and faster way than you'll learn it in Uni (UniVERSITY, not UniCODE!). php is a rare form of pcp that will get you high without risk of contracting an STD at a drive-in theater with a man ten years your senior. php uses your HTML knowledge, with the simple addition of adding in order to get content from the user for YOU to peruse, or to graciously allow the user to ask you some bullshit or something. PHP is the missing link that I believe should be taught in the first day of web development, and I will structure this course using PHP, which means you'll come out of this knowing HTML, CSS, Javascript, PHP, and SQL. WOw, that's like 8 more things than fags who charge $1000 will teach you. Everyone else will try to teach you boring HTML tags (like or

, or
); these tags will reformat your document, but won't allow you to actually interact with a user. The only important tag is , the URL tag. Put that one in your pocket so we can move on. Create a link to whatever site you want: Dope. Now I'll insert that into your original document so it looks like this: Goodbye, World! Wow. Here I am, building the new Jewtube. Someone stop me!
**button here** See the webpage that it builds The
tag stands for break and it creates a new line. But as you can see your code didn't do shit. Do it this way instead to reveal the link: Click Me! **button here Insert this into your code **show code Now try. I like compiling a webpage full of links like that, with newlines using the
tag; I usually make it ugly like Productivity
For When I'm Bored
For when I want to judge my peers
Now that you know your and and your